![]() Lou would also appear in many of Cyndi's video clips of the 80's before her career went tits up. Soon Lou had established himself as a founder of a faction called The Rock 'n' Roll Wrestling Connection where he tagged up with Cyndi Lauper to take on such tag teams in the WWF at the time as Yogi & Fozzi Bear, King Kong & Godzilla, The Sheep Shaggers, Hell Raising Camels & Legion Of Lions. He dropped his red-plumber suit, and would find some of the uglier costumes to make him stand out from the rest. Lou went by his birth name when he joined the WWF. "No way, I'm not rescuing that Princess Bitch again, I'm joining the WWF." So Lou found the quickest warp zone out of Mushroom land and headed to New York City to join the World Wrestling Federation. Lou became a very violent man, and the only place that a violent man could make a living without ending up in jail was to join the WWF and kick the shit out of endangered animals legally. My sexual frustrations were getting the better of me, understand? I was stomping on every turtle I saw, I would kick goombas in the balls just for walking too close to me, and I was even finding myself destroying castles and blowing shit up 'cause I was so fed up with that bitch". ![]() Hell, she wouldn't even let me see her boobs! And it really was pissing me off that if I rescued her one more time with no reward, I'd end up ramming Yoshis tongue so hard up between her legs she'd split in two. I'd battle all these goombas and flying turtles, risk life and death on land, sea, air, and even lava, you've got all these enemies trying to kill me wherever I went, and what did I get when I took out King Koopa? A fucking kiss! Just a fucking kiss, nothing else. As he told Mad Magazine in 1967: "The bitch wasn't worth the effort. Lou told Luigi to go rescue her himself this time, because a simple kiss for rescuing her was not enough for Lou. Lou found himself constantly having to rescue the princess all the time, and by the time Koopa kidnapped her for the 5th time in a 10 year period, Lou said, "Fuck it, the bitch isn't worth it anymore". Lou was dubbed Super Mario, and took on the evil forces of King Koopa with the help of his brother, Luigi, to help save a princess by the name of Peach Toadstool. Lou would rise in ranks to become the captain of the vessel U.S.S Star Power. Lou would attend the University of Yoshi's Island until he was drafted into the Navy in 1951 to take on the evil forces of King Koopa.
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